When you are not paying attention while you are driving, you may start to speed.
When you speed, you may get stopped by a police officer and given a ticket.
When you get a ticket, may you’ll forget to pay it.
When you forget to pay it, your license may be suspended.
When your license is suspended, you’ll have to pay a reinstatement fee.
When you forget to pay the reinstatement fee, you are driving while under suspension.
When you drive while under suspension, you may get stopped for speeding again.
When you get stopped for speeding again, you may get arrested and have your car towed if the officer isn’t gracious, giving you an extra 30 days to become compliant before going to traffic court.
When you return home, you pay the speeding ticket and the reinstatement fee.
When you pay the speeding ticket and the reinstatement fee, in two weeks, you receive a letter from Home Land Security that you are now able to receive a new driver’s license.
When you take the letter from Home Land Security to the DMV, they want you to pay for a new license.
When you half-begrudgingly pay for the new license, the DMV takes your picture and give you a new license.
When you get your new license, you may make the mistake of telling one of your friends about the ordeal.
When you tell your friend about the ordeal, she may send you this text message:
When she sends you that text message, you may send her this text back:
When you send her the text, it may make her pee her pants which makes you feel better.
When you feel better, your spirits are lifted before you go to court.
When your spirits are lifted before going to court, you may have a good attitude in court.
When you have a good attitude in court, the judge may take mercy on you and let you go with a stern warning.
When the judge has mercy on you, you may be very, very, very grateful and start using your cruise control.
When you start using your cruise control, you won’t get a ticket.
When you don’t get a ticket, you don’t have to remember to pay for it.
When you don’t have to remember to pay a speeding ticket, NONE OF THIS HAPPENS!