None for me, but thank you for asking.
I don’t like hot chocolate. I did, but I don’t now. The journey from “did” to “don’t” is an interesting story. Imagine that.
Remember, I come from a large family. There are 10 children: 4 boys and 6 girls, of which I am the youngest. We lived in a relatively large house in a relatively small town in Northeast Nebraska where the winters were (and still are) relatively frigid; therefore, warm liquids were (and still are) a must. From the time I was about 8 years old, hot chocolate mix was a staple in our house. My mother made the mix from scratch and kept it in an ice cream bucket on the counter for easy access. My brother, adoringly referred to as #9, and I could make a piping hot cup at any time of the day without requiring assistance from our mother. This could be a good thing or a bad thing. Depends upon the person’s individual decision-making skills.
One afternoon on a particularly cold day, my brother and I came in from horsing around outside and decided to make some hot chocolate to warm ourselves. We put the pan of water on the stove, brought it to a rolling boil, and then poured it into the cups that had a measured amount of chocolate mix in them. There was a slight ting in our icy fingers as we wrapped them around the hot cups of chocolate. As our hands began to thaw, we would place our faces over the cup and allow the steam to warm our faces and to breathe in the silky promise of warm chocolate. #9 stuffed his cup with a mountain of marshmallows, and I aligned a simple layer to cover the top. While I sipped my cup of hot chocolate, my brother drank his quickly and made another. By the time I had finished my one cup, he easily had drunk two cups of hot chocolate and had eaten two mountains of marshmallows.
Later that evening after supper, we were in the living room watching television with my parents when my brother asked Mom to please make him a cup of hot chocolate. He could have easily made it himself, but everyone knows that a cup of hot chocolate made by your mother is much more satisfying. It is always just the right temperature and is made with just the right ratio of milk and mix, and mothers always know the perfect amount of marshmallows to grace the top. When Mom returned with his requested cup of hot chocolate, #9 drank it quickly and asked for another one. She made it for him, again with the perfect combination of ingredients and love. He again drank it quickly.
“Be careful,” Mom warned #9. “You’re going to make yourself sick.”
He asked for another cup. And she made it for him. And he slurped it down. And she warned him again. He told her he was fine, and he went and made himself another cup.
After the night’s meetings with Archie Bunker, Hawkeye, and Carol Burnette, we were sent to bed. At that time, my brother and I shared a room and we slept in bunk beds. I slept in the top bunk because the bottom bunk was too enclosed, and I would have nightmares. But that night, #9 decided that he was going to sleep in the top bunk and that I had to take the bottom. I vehemently opposed the idea based on the certainty of having a wild nightmare that would end in me crying out for my mother. #9 would not concede. He resolutely climbed to the top bunk and buried himself under my blankets. I then had to crawl into his bunk.
Lying in the bottom bunk looking up at the wooden slats that kept the upper bunk and my brother from falling, crushing the air out of me and immobilizing me to the point I would slowly suffocate to death, I began to panic. Foreboding thoughts of dying in the middle of the night without any way of screaming out for help, only to be found the next morning by Mother who would be grief-stricken for the rest of her life, started swirling in my head. Becoming claustrophobic from panic and needing air, I moved my pillow to the outside edge of the bed, hanging my head halfway off of the bed. In that position I fell asleep.
In that position I was abruptly awakened by a sudden onslaught of regurgitated now not-hot hot chocolate. In the middle of the night, my brother’s stomach decided that 6+ cups of hot chocolate, although delicious, was too much to digest and needed a little relief. Now wide awake but not knowing what hit me (literally), #9 unloaded on my head again. I jumped out of bed to see him hanging over the upper bunk, slimy liquid dripping from his lips. “Mom!” I yelled, ran out of the room, down the hall, and stopped at my parents’ door. We were not allowed to just barge in, so I stood outside their door waiting for one of my parents to come out. I waited for a few seconds, but neither one of them appeared in the door to help me. So I decided to try again.
I drew in a deep breath and screamed at the top of my lungs, “Moooooooooooom! #9 is puking up his guts!” It took about 1/1000 of a second for my mother to appear in the doorway, barely look at me, and run down the hall to assist my brother. She got him out of the bunk and across the hall in what seemed to be one fell swoop, while I was standing there watching with my brother’s stomach content dripping from my hair and face. When she came out of the bathroom, she looked at me in surprise and asked, “What happened to you?” I was dumbfounded. I wanted to say, “Duh,” but my mother would have slapped me for being smart. I chose to answer her honestly. “He puked on me.”
The rest of the night was pretty typical; mom got both of us and the bedroom cleaned up. She put on fresh sheets, gave #9 a puke bucket, and made him lie down in the bottom bunk where I would be safe.
Dad slept through the entire ordeal.
I’ve only had two or three cups of hot chocolate since then, and I didn’t finish any of them. Once you have had hot chocolate spewed on you by a sibling, you no longer crave hot chocolate as you did before. In fact, it quite possibly could make you never want to see, smell or, God forbid, drink the wintery beverage ever again.
I’ll just have marshmallows, please.