What I’m thinking or saying when I’m driving: 1. Pick a lane, dude. Just pick. a stinking. lane. 2. I can only go as fast as the car in front…… Read more “Random Thoughts Friday #31”
Category: Random Thought Friday
Random Thoughts Friday #30
1. I get so excited when I log on to my dashboard and see an orange plus sign light up in the upper right hand corner of…… Read more “Random Thoughts Friday #30”
Random Thoughts Friday #29
1. I need to be more consistent with my Random Thoughts. 2. G and I were talking in her room one morning, and as I reached over to flick…… Read more “Random Thoughts Friday #29”
Random Thoughts Friday #28
Today I have a treat. This is Random Text Friday with a moral. After my pertinent morning ritual of brushing teeth, getting kids to school and coffee, I check…… Read more “Random Thoughts Friday #28”
Random Thoughts Friday #27
1. I like to keep the protective coating on things that I buy, so when I get tired of it and want something new, I just rip…… Read more “Random Thoughts Friday #27”
Random Thoughts Friday #25
I am so glad the month of March is almost over. I don’t usually wish time away, but this month has worn me out. Tomorrow my family…… Read more “Random Thoughts Friday #25”
Random Thoughts Friday #24
You might detect a little snarkiness in my writing today. I’ve been feeling a little snarky lately. 1. A TV advertisement for a bail bonding company in Memphis says,…… Read more “Random Thoughts Friday #24”
Random Thoughts Friday #23
1. I’m going to get my concealed weapons permit, just because I can. 2. I wish the garage door had one of those huge car blow dryers…… Read more “Random Thoughts Friday #23”
Random Thoughts Friday #22
1. Effy rolling on the floor wincing in pain. Me: “What’s wrong?” Eff: “I think I bruised my uvula.” Self to Me: Don’t freak out. It’s that…… Read more “Random Thoughts Friday #22”
Random Thoughts Friday #21
1. “Grounding a child is really punishment for the parents.” I will be saying this to myself for the next three weeks. 2. Is it no longer a…… Read more “Random Thoughts Friday #21”
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