G was dramatically lamenting how someone had lied to her, and was fake mortified that it had happened for the second time. Playing along I told her to be the bigger person and forgive them.
G: I do forgive them.
Me: Then you wouldn’t keep a record of wrongs.
G: I don’t try to, but it’s a natural thing for my worldly mind to do.
Me (trying to sound scholarly and parental but sounding slightly confused and unsure): Well, then do not be conformed by the renewing of your mind…
G: (laughing) That’s ‘Be transformed by the the renewing of your mind,’ Mother. What you said was the direct opposite of that verse.
Me: And that’s why I don’t talk before 10 a.m.