1. I get so excited when I log on to my dashboard and see an orange plus sign light up in the upper right hand corner of my screen, and then my feel-good bubble is burst when I find out that yet another “make money from your blog” blogger has added themselves to my readership.
2. Why am I surprised when my children bring a ton of kids to our yard to play when I specifically tell them not to? I should know that making such a request only guarantees they will do exactly what I don’t want them to do.
3. Sometimes I think it would be easier to run away, but then I think about how my life would be so boring without them.
4. And then I think, “Wait, they so deserve me” (insert evil laugh).
5. Every time I start whining to myself that everything sucks, I hear myself advise, “Then make it better.” Gall, I’m annoying.
Have a wonderful weekend, and tell me some of your random thoughts!